Kitchen Fresh Mayonnaise

Glass Animals Genuine Mayonnaise is a rich, creamy condiment presented in a reassuringly enormous 2.4kg jar. Before being used to make this mayonnaise, the eggs are laid by the world’s finest, hand-massaged and hand-fed (with wagyu beef) chickens. The eggs must pass a 299-point check to ascertain best-ness. Then the yolks are blended with olive oil from a single olive tree growing on a precipice on mount olympus. Throw in a dash of lemon, and some salt dehydrated from the dead sea, and there you have it. Kitchen fresh, generously portioned and ready to take pride of place alongside your condiments, leftovers and questionable late-night decisions. But also works well straight out of the jar. Perfect for sandwiches, chips, salads, pork, beef, cheeses, biscuits, chicken, milk, cereal, fruit, seeds and grains, spaghetti, root vegetables, green vegetables, hot soups, cold soups, bread, other sodas, chips, guacamole, tacos, dumplings, fish, scrambled eggs, poached eggs, boiled eggs, fried eggs, raw eggs, green eggs, ham, veal, tofu, nuts, and pickles.