Four-Pack Sausage Candle
£36.00
A four-pack of premium sausage-shaped candles, carefully crafted to bring a warm, intimate, sausagey glow to your next romantic feast, bed side tables, or anywhere else you might reasonably expect to find a sausage or a candle. Each candle bears an uncannily convincing sausage-skin finish and a real wick. Unscented for legal reasons (we tried…apparently it was too sausagey and the product health ppl thought ppl would eat them)
Pack of 4
Unscented
Do not eat. Seriously.